LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDECINE

SOME NICE JOKES COLLECTION AND PURPOSE TO MAKE THIS BLOG IN SHORT TO GIVE FRINDS SOME USEFULLTIPS OF LIFE APART FROM RACING ...............
1.In a train,TC:baba kaha jaoge?sadhu: jaha ram ka janam hua tha.TC:baba ticket?sadhu: nahi hai.TC:to phir chalo!sadhu: kaha?TC:jaha krishna ka janam hua tha!!
2.1ltr=1000M.L,1/2ltr=500M.L,1/4ltr=250M.L,But 1full=750M.L,1half=360M.L,1quater=180M.L, duniya peenewalo ko chutiya hi samajti hai !!

3.Man: Is there any way for long life?

Dr: Get married.

Man: Will it help?

Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.

4.Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.

5.Ek larka apni girlfriend se milne gaya, kuch baat ke baad uski girlfirend chaye(tea) banane ke liye kitchen chali gayi.Girlfriend ka mobile sofay pe dekh kar larky ne socha ke chalo dekhte hai mera number iss ne kis naam se save kya hai?

Dear, sweetu ya jaanu.

Jab usne misscall di toh screen pe likh raha tha “Murgha No.5? Calling”.